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💰 ~$25,000 (target) 📅 Factory use 2026, consumer TBD

Gen 3 prototype early 2026, building 1M-unit production line. As of March 2026, still not available to consumers — initial units going to Tesla factories and enterprise partners only. Consumer sale target pushed to late 2027 per Musk at Davos. B2B commercial launch expected late 2026 at $100K+/unit — consumer pricing may eventually land $25K-$40K but not this year. Won't win this bet but the biggest long-term threat.

💰 ~$4,900 📅 Ships April 2026

Incredibly cheap at under $5K, but it's a dev/research platform — not household-ready. Unitree planning a cheaper household humanoid with a target of 2030.

💰 $13,500 base (shipping $300-$1,200 extra) 📅 Direct purchase via US store

4'2" tall humanoid — now available for direct purchase on Unitree's US Shopify store with "Add to Cart" button. Base model at $13,500 is demo-only (no SDK); EDU edition requires contacting sales. Unitree filed for $580M IPO (Mar 2026), shipped 5,500 units in 2025, targeting 20,000 in 2026. Price is well under the $40K bet threshold, and it's one of the few humanoids you can actually buy today. However: still unclear if it can handle household chores autonomously (dishes, trash, laundry). No proven chore demos with the base model.

💰 €19,999 (~$21,600) 📅 Ships April 2026

German-engineered humanoid for both industrial and domestic use. At ~$21.6K, it's under the $40K bet threshold. Neura now raising ~€1B at €4B valuation (backed by Tether) — the largest single DACH startup round this cycle. Ships April 2026 — could be a dark horse contender if it handles household chores. Unclear on autonomous dish/trash capability. Recent focus appears industrial (LogiMAT 2026 demo was intralogistics).

💰 Not disclosed 📅 Industrial pilots only

Best AI brain in the game — completed 11-month BMW pilot, understands natural language via proprietary "Helix" model. Helix 02 completed a 4-minute continuous dishwasher unload/reload test with 61 unscripted actions (even nudged the door open with its foot). Impressive — but lease price $30K-$150K, no consumer purchase option. Figure 03 walked the White House red carpet with Melania Trump (Mar 25). BotQ factory: 12,000 units/yr capacity, scaling to 100K. Founder Brett Adcock has left to start Hark (AI home devices).

💰 ~$20,000 📅 1,000+ produced

Guinness record holder — walked 66 miles continuously on hot-swappable batteries. Real manufacturing volume but industrial focus for now.

💰 Not disclosed 📅 Industrial focus

360° joint rotation and superhuman movement — but targeting dangerous industrial jobs, not your kitchen.

💰 Not disclosed 📅 Customer service roles first

Viral "catwalk" gait so realistic people thought it was a human in a suit. Targeting hospitality/retail before homes.

💰 Not disclosed 📅 R&D phase

The OG humanoid robot company — retired ASIMO but continues R&D with their Avatar robot program. No consumer product announced.

💰 Not disclosed 📅 Deployed in homes (Suzhou, China)

Possibly the first humanoid actually operating in real homes — demoed in Suzhou doing wake-ups, cooking, cleaning, laundry, and tidying. Adjustable height (800-1600mm), 34 DoF, LiDAR navigation, voice control, 6-12hr battery. No US availability or pricing yet. Impressive demo but unverified real-world reliability.

💰 Not disclosed 📅 Prototype demo (Mar 2026)

Wheeled base with robotic arm, powered by OpenClaw. Demoed tidying shoes and toys at Shanghai expo. Not humanoid (no legs), but targeting household chores directly. No price or release date yet.

💰 Not disclosed 📅 Beta by Thanksgiving 2026

Raised $165M at $1.15B valuation (Mar 12, 2026). Building "Memo" — household robot explicitly targeting dishes, laundry, and table clearing. 1,000+ waitlist. Beta rollout targeting Thanksgiving 2026. No pricing announced yet. One to watch very closely for the bet — its stated capabilities align perfectly with the bet conditions.

💰 $50,000 📅 Early 2026

Amazon-acquired startup. Bipedal but small (42" tall, 50 lbs). At $50K it's over the bet threshold. Interesting as an Amazon play into home robotics.

💰 $7,999 📅 Shipping (SF Bay Area)

Stationary laundry-folding robot at $8K — ships to SF Bay Area now. Not a humanoid and can't do dishes or trash, but it's a real home robot doing real chores today. Powered by Physical Intelligence π0.6.